According to Indian women, there are only one kind of men this country has -.. All men crave for sex.All men are perverts and male chauvinistic idiots..Whatever men do they do it to impress women.
Girls please wake up.We have a life of our own without you girls.We just need a true social interaction without any ulterior motives. I would like to describe some scenarios in college and lets just see how an Indian girl thinks while facing these situations.
Scenario 1: A bunch of guys standing in the college corridor and laughing loudly.
Girl(thinks): They must be cracking dirty jokes on me or saying offensive things about my friends.
Scenario 2: A guy staring at a girl.
Girl(thinks): What a jerk! He is staring at me.Must be imagining me naked.
Scenario 3: A guy says hii to a girl in his class.
Girl(thinks): saala sab ke samney hii bol raha hai....log kya sochengey...hiii bolu yaa nahi bolu.....hmmmm.
Scenario 4: A guy asks a girl her mobile no.
Girl(thinks): What if he sends me dirty messages or worse says 'i love you'.
Scenario 5:A guy sitting alone in a classroom because he is too early to the class and a girl arrives.
Girl(thinks): Uimaa...ab mein kya karun class ke andhar javu ya bahar khadi rahu..mujsey akele milney keliye saala jaldi aajatha hai...
Scenario6: A guy eats a biscoot without paying attention to girls around him.
Girl(thinks): bilkul bachha hai.Mein yaha khadi hoon aur yeh biscuit kha raha hai..
Scenario 7: A guy wears tight t shirt. Muscles bulging out.
Girl(thinks): mujhey impress karney keliyehii aisa t shirt pehna hai...
Scenario 7:A guy on phone speaking in a language unknown to the girl sitting beside him.
Girl(thinks): kahi yeh mere bare may tho nahi baath kar raha haina...
Scenario 8:A guy smiles at the other girl.
Girl(thinks): He is trying to make me jealous.
Scenario 9:Guy making weird sounds.
Girl(thinks):I won't look back.
Scenario 10:Guy asks a doubt in classroom.
Girl(thinks):You cannot impress me.
Scenario 11: Guy absent for class since 1 week.
Girl(thinks): He thinks i will miss him if he is absent.
Scenario 12: Guy sleeps in class while sitting beside a girl.
Girl(thinks): He wants me to wake him up.
Scenario 13:Guy was told to get out of the classroom by sir.
Girl(thinks): He did it for me.
Scenario 14:Guy slaps the other guy.
Girl(thinks): Why are they fighting for me?
Scenario 15; Guy comes to class with a clean shaved face .
Girl(thinks): i won't accept if he proposes me.
Scenario 16:Guy kneels down to tie his shoe lace
Girl(thinks):oh my god...oh my god...oh my god.
Girls please wake up.We have a life of our own without you girls.We just need a true social interaction without any ulterior motives. I would like to describe some scenarios in college and lets just see how an Indian girl thinks while facing these situations.
Scenario 1: A bunch of guys standing in the college corridor and laughing loudly.
Girl(thinks): They must be cracking dirty jokes on me or saying offensive things about my friends.
Scenario 2: A guy staring at a girl.
Girl(thinks): What a jerk! He is staring at me.Must be imagining me naked.
Scenario 3: A guy says hii to a girl in his class.
Girl(thinks): saala sab ke samney hii bol raha hai....log kya sochengey...hiii bolu yaa nahi bolu.....hmmmm.
Scenario 4: A guy asks a girl her mobile no.
Girl(thinks): What if he sends me dirty messages or worse says 'i love you'.
Scenario 5:A guy sitting alone in a classroom because he is too early to the class and a girl arrives.
Girl(thinks): Uimaa...ab mein kya karun class ke andhar javu ya bahar khadi rahu..mujsey akele milney keliye saala jaldi aajatha hai...
Scenario6: A guy eats a biscoot without paying attention to girls around him.
Girl(thinks): bilkul bachha hai.Mein yaha khadi hoon aur yeh biscuit kha raha hai..
Scenario 7: A guy wears tight t shirt. Muscles bulging out.
Girl(thinks): mujhey impress karney keliyehii aisa t shirt pehna hai...
Scenario 7:A guy on phone speaking in a language unknown to the girl sitting beside him.
Girl(thinks): kahi yeh mere bare may tho nahi baath kar raha haina...
Scenario 8:A guy smiles at the other girl.
Girl(thinks): He is trying to make me jealous.
Scenario 9:Guy making weird sounds.
Girl(thinks):I won't look back.
Scenario 10:Guy asks a doubt in classroom.
Girl(thinks):You cannot impress me.
Scenario 11: Guy absent for class since 1 week.
Girl(thinks): He thinks i will miss him if he is absent.
Scenario 12: Guy sleeps in class while sitting beside a girl.
Girl(thinks): He wants me to wake him up.
Scenario 13:Guy was told to get out of the classroom by sir.
Girl(thinks): He did it for me.
Scenario 14:Guy slaps the other guy.
Girl(thinks): Why are they fighting for me?
Scenario 15; Guy comes to class with a clean shaved face .
Girl(thinks): i won't accept if he proposes me.
Scenario 16:Guy kneels down to tie his shoe lace
Girl(thinks):oh my god...oh my god...oh my god.
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